hypocritE

I'm a hypocrite
As I enunciate the morally correct and righteous
Whereas I hardly practice the same
Hence I'm a hypocrite

I say I'm an atheist
As I say I don't believe in God and divine interventions
Whereas I go to the nearest God and temple in the vicinity of the slight disturbance
Hence I'm a hypocrite

I say I'm a secularist
As I proclaim all the religions the same
Whereas I personally consider my religion the best
Hence I'm a hypocrite

I say I'm a liberal
As I proclaim myself to accept all philosophies good or bad without conviction
Whereas I consider all new philosophies as subservient to my beleifs
Hence I'm a hypocrite

I say I'm a communist
As all property should be owned and operated by govt
Whereas I may seldom give up my land without a fight
Hence I'm a hypocrite

I say I love the poor
As I blame the govt and the rich for the plight of the poor
Whereas the sight of a begger loses my appetite
Hence I'm a hypocrite

I say I'm a feminist
As women are socially, politically and economically capable as men
Whereas I consider women only equal to themselves
Hence I'm a hypocrite

I say I'm intelligent
As I write a poem with supposedly intellectual gibberish
Whereas I know how stupid and shitty this looks
Hence I'm a hypocrite